Unfortunately she should have cared, and the captain too- they hadn't arrested me because I had only successfully converted willing subjects into my thralls. So I'm still slacking off when I wander into the radio station and the clown is there. The Clown is a mythological creature- and I wanted them in my thrall. As soon as I walk in they immediately go "Oh hey there! Aren't you the one who tried to kill that person?" So we had a ratio Interview With a Vampire, explaining how I crave the blood of "the innocent" which is why I wanted the very nice girl I tried to eat at the Space Diner. That obviously a clown would be disgusting, considering this, which they enthusiastically agreed with. We talk about my origin (NT experiment gone wrong) and I go to make my move, I grab a record and put it on and name the track "I'm Eating The Clown". I flash him and use my vampire powers to drain and thrall him while this one guy is freaking out. That guy gets the captain in there, but he clown is already my thrall, and he's really annoyed. After I order him to tell the captain it was consensual, out loud, the captain is somewhat unconvinced about "Posthumorously-Consensual" and tells me I'm in big trouble if anyone else gets thralled. But then the changeling shows up, who is the geneticst who was feeding me monkeys. So we mob the captain and get him draining but I wiff my chokehold and he gets out and fucking survives. I escape with my powers and come back overs and over again. I manage to get on the escape shuttle in a submarine (underwater map) which the captain blows up and finally everyone beats me to death as I use my "escape stun" power to disgustingly squirm around the shuttle as everyone blasts and beats me (and each other) to death. All in all, best vampire round I've ever had.
It is amusing how the Robinhood guys must have seen all those news articles about how SEC should investigate /r/wallstreetbets for market manipulation, then went and committed some actual market manipulation for SEC to investigate